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Sandbox Contraband Sweep 05/08/2019

These items were found during a #ContrabandSweep near the #Sandbox during #OpInhumanity.
Safely taken off the fairgrounds and disposed of.

Debrief from Constabule Kane Banneret on objects recovered:

  • aggressive-looking wooden man (detained for questioning);
  • abused slinky (slonked);
  • brush (cruel);
  • false garlic (insensitive);
  • balls made out of things that should not be balls (wax, elastic bands);
  • illegally imported tonic paste rendered from endangered species (forwarded to active Constaboxulory Council investigation)