• Planar Hub #3

    “Accordion”

Welcome to the

Third Planar Hub!

We, the citizens of the trifractal plane, humbly welcome you to our official cyberweb page.
Here, you will find information about the nature of our realm, as well as the option to contact us using the magic of planar scanner technology.

News

TRIFRACTAL STORE OPEN NOW!!
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Visit our BRAND NEW STORE below to show your love for our back-water planoid and her denizens!

Constabule Kane Presumed Dead
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According to oculowitness reporting, evidence of the high-ranking constabulatory official Kane Banneret has been discovered fractured across at least 7 planar gateways, officials state it is unlikely he retained enough matter to continue existing.

The Portal has opened!
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Thanks to our fantastic benefactor, The King, we have finally recieved access to the larger planarverse!

Gallery

Sky

Nice Day

Friend

William

Town

The Capital

Home

Memories

Map

Outer Realms

Orb

The Purchase

About Us

“Who is the Third Panar Hub?”

  • Who

    This hub is managed by the Trifractal Tribunal, the high governing body of the Third Plane.

  • What

    The Third Plane is a fractal segment recently inducted into the interplanar imperium.
    Fun Fact: “Color” in this plane is represented in the form of standard-realm “Textures”

  • Where

    You are where we are now. We don’t know where you were before, but you know where we are now.

  • When

    T= -63

  • Why

    It is as it must be. It must be because it can be.


The following is an unadulterated transcript from the Trifractal Tribunal regarding their ultimate nature:

“It is us, really. We’re here because we have to be. But what are we? I mean I don’t think I’m at liberty to… No. That’s right, no I know but… Well anyway, I need to forward a motion to the Tribunal before we begin the transmission. Can I have my motion seconded?… It is? Ok well that’s ok, I’ll just start over.
Hello, netizens! We are the people of the Third Trifractal Plane and we are glad you’re here! You’re surely wondering w–“

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QAFs

(Questions Asked Frequently)

  1. Q: What is my IP?
    A: Your Internal Panalia is an organ responsible for regulating colour pressure.
  2. Q: What time is it?
    A: T= -63
  3. Q: How to register to vote?
    A: Netizens cannot vote directly in the Third Trifractal Plane.
  4. Q: How to tie a tie?
    A: Ties are large, aggressive animals and cannot be tied down without training.
  5. Q: Can you run it?
    A: You need to be more specific.
  6. Q: What song is this?
    A: “Morningwing” by The Third Street
  7. Q: How to lose weight?
    A: Leave it under your pillow at bedtime, you will find it replaced by a friendly Teed in one week’s time.
  8. Q: How many ounces in a cup?
    A: That depends on how much stretching you’ve done before inserting the ounces.

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Trifractal Store

Open Now!

 

Armwear

Your arms are vulnerable, why not protect them?
After all, you probably only have 2.
Our armwear isn’t armour but it will ward off severing spirits to a reasonable degree of efficacy.

Colors: SKY | MAP | ORB | TOWN
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Price: $9.99

Headwear

Gear for your nearer rear; the end called the head!
Don’t not buy it.

Colors: FRIEND | MAP | SKY
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Price: [OUT OF STOCK]

Tackies

Put them up you.
We love making tackies, you’ll love to have them!

Colors: HOME | TOWN | FRIEND | SKY | ORB
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Price: $4.99

Licensed Orb Retailer

“You know orb.
You love orb.
You buy orb.”
(Learn more at the Hub 12 Store)

Colors: PURE | DEAD | MAGIC | CLASSIC
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Price: $15.99


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