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“TABS”

In this realm, you will find neither rhyme nor reason.

This is a world devoid of meaning, a hollow realm with only content for the eyes and narry a pittance for the mind.

This is Content

This sure looks like content, wouldn’t you agree?
Why yes, thank you, I would agree!
To reiterate, it does indeed look a lot like content.

This is NOT Content

Sure, it may LOOK like content, that I will grant you fully.
But is it truly content? Nay I say.
Look at it, there is no SUBSTANCE here!


ABOUT | PLANAR HUB #12 | “What is there to tell?”

ABOUT
PLANAR HUB #12
“What is there to tell?”

The answer is nothing. There is nothing to tell.

I HAVE MY RIGHTS!

Yeah, that’s right, I came prepared. I bet you’re pretty shocked now, eh? You thought I wasn gonna spill the beans that easy? NO SIR!
I will tell you nothing and you’ll like it!

And you are liking it, I can tell…

It’s a plant.
Nice.


Fun Fact!

I lied…
There’s nothing fun about this fact.
The fact is, there is no fact here.
Or is there?

Mission
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to totally dunk on the martians using laser guns.
Vision
Our vision isn’t very good, ever since we accidentally spilled space-acid in our very eyes to get out of wrangling duty. That’s a long story we won’t bore you with here.
Values
I’d say we’re valued at betweein 1000 and 1500 units, depending on which jurisdiction you turn us in at.
Mission
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to totally dunk on the martians using laser guns.
Vision
Our vision isn’t very good, ever since we accidentally spilled space-acid in our very eyes to get out of wrangling duty. That’s a long story we won’t bore you with here.
Values
I’d say we’re valued at betweein 1000 and 1500 units, depending on which jurisdiction you turn us in at.

PRODUCTS | PLANAR HUB #12 | “Buy the orb.”

PRODUCTS
PLANAR HUB #12
“Buy the orb.”

48937

Orb Sold

48937

Orb Sold

“I like orb.”

“thog ffears orb .”

“orb… no.”


SERVICES | PLANAR HUB #12 | “We ain’t got none!”

SERVICES
PLANAR HUB #12
“We ain’t got none!”

You heard us right, go away!


CONTACT | PLANAR HUB #12 | “Greetings…”

CONTACT
PLANAR HUB #12
“Greetings…”

Planar Hub #12

ZPhone: (75649) 4584-9385-4674393


e-Email: planar.hub.12@plane-12@portal.portal


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